These are some of my favorite bumper stickers I've found on the web and on the road. I hope they give you a good giggle!

(One word first; just because I found some of these funny doesn't mean I agreed with them or would choose them for my own car!)

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This isn't a car it's a shopping cart!

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Cover me! I'm changing lanes.

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Laugh alone and the world thinks you're crazy.

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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

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Forget World Peace, visualize using your turn signals!

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I'm out of my mind! Be back in 5 minutes.

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Horn broken, watch for finger.

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I'm not as think as you drunk I am!

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Real women don't have hot flashes they have Power Surges!

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If you're psychic, think "HONK".

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The gene pool needs chlorine.

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Where there's a will I want to be in it.

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Sometimes I wake up Grumpy. Other times I let him sleep.

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Why be normal?

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I hate bumper stickers!

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I go from "0" to "horny" in 2.5 beers.

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I'm out of estrogen and I have a GUN!

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Cyperspace scared me so much I downloaded in my pants!

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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

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Friends don't let friends vote republican!

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Back off! I'm gonna fart!

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OK, who put the stop payment on my reality check!

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I still miss my "Ex", but my aim is getting better!

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And here are some either directly from my imagination or altered to suit my preferences.

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Warning! I brake for turtles.
(Actually this one was my Mom's doing.)

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Pick a speed and stick with it!

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When God created man She was only practicing.

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Last one out of Detroit; please turn off the lights.
(My home town so I'm allowed.)


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